I got a text from my cousin. He said "TELL ME your not voting for Obama."
No, I said, I'm not.
Then he went into some spiel about McCain and was happy I had "seen the light".
I told him that was incorrect as well.
Then I got the "God and Country" Speech.
Then I had to tell him some home truths.
"D! Attention! YOU ARE LIVING IN A TRAILER PARK. QUIT VOTING LIKE YOUR BILL GODDAMN GATES. OR JP MORGAN. OR A VANDERBILT. OR STEVE JOBS."
Wha?
Exactly.
I don't know folks. There is allot of shit coming out of China that you can buy that makes you FEEL like you've got it like the rich folks. But at the end of the day..
If you can't pay CASH for a major illness. You've got no business voting for either loser.
If you can't pay CASH for your children's education.
You've got no business voting Republican.
I am reminded of my sister.
Bitch lives in a hovel, craps up her house with all that horrible Ikea MDF furniture, waves her hands around at church as the spirit of Jesus moves her, CONSIDERS HERSELF an evangelical, and VOTES ACCORDINGLY.
She forgets that she is thousands in debt, has two children to educate, a husband who can't keep a job for more than two years, and has had ABORTIONS.
She votes like someone whose life SHE HAS NEVER LIVED.
And so do most Americans.
Both parties are around to service a group of men you have never heard of but still pull those strings behind the scenes. They know the liberals want to hear about change and help for the poor, they know the conservatives want to feel like their vote "pleases God". They have P. R. machines that market these people to pull your string in their direction.
And many are just SO HAPPY to oblige. Like the old song goes I guess..."If lovin you is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Remember this when you head to the polls..
Oprah..is not IN recession. She is a billionaire..
Fred Thompson is not IN recession.
McCain (of the 7 houses) is not IN recession.
Obama is not IN recession.
YOU. ARE.
Now vote like it.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
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