Speaking of....

Facebook. I got an email from some guy named "Wayne" (Have you ever noticed that people who do horrible crimes have "Wayne" or "Ray" somewhere in their names?! Disturbing)
He said "Was digging through an old address book the other day and there in the lists of people I once thought.."if only" was your name."
Umm.....Sorry? And......you are? I...know you how?!
I noticed that he had another friend of mine in common..my college bff . So I emailed her and asked who he was.
Her response "He is the douche I dated briefly at school. He went to A&M. He is the one who said to us "You can go ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD and mention the name TEXAS A&M and people will know it! France, Italy, China". Well WAYNE. Melissa and I have indeed been everywhere and we can tell you with FULL AUTHORITY that not only does no one KNOW THE NAME. They don't give a shit. lol Bunch of bush burning rednecks. Blech.